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Archive for September, 2007

Saints, Moans, and BECKET!!!

Posted by jor on September 25, 2007

Once, when talking about Shia LaBeouf with a friend of mine, I was scolded for not having seen A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints because it was yet another movie in which “The Boof” proved his acting abilities. So I went home and added this little movie to my Netflix queue barely reading the description which I often do with recommendations made by humans since I like going into stuff knowing as little as possible. This movie is about a guy named Dito Montiel (who wrote, directed, and lived this movie) and how he had a really tough life in New York City before he abandoned, along with his horrible and violent fate, his family and friends to move to California. I’m not the biggest fan of gritty street stories like this, and although this one had promise it was ultimately ruined by its inexperienced filmmaker. The characters seemed realistic, the situations were truly disheartening for our main character, but the story-telling was disjointed and foggy. I understand that it was meant to be an exploration of Montiel’s return to his home after 15 years and the memories that came rushing back to him in preparation to see his dying father. This sounds interesting until you notice that it actually feels like you’re seeing distant memories, but someone else’s as opposed to your own (confusing). According to some other reviews I read Tony Stark’s Robert Downey Jr.’s performance as the adult version of Dito Montiel was Oscar-worthy. I didn’t even notice his presence in the movie that much except for one scene with his father that I thought was pretty well-acted. Dianne Wiest appeared as Dito’s mother, and there’s just something about her that breaks my heart a little bit. I blame that on her sweetness in Edward Scissorhands. In fact, she’s probably the only real reason why this movie didn’t get * out of *****. While not a bad movie on the whole, it was a little self-indulgent for my taste.

** out of *****

 

Black Snake Moan was one of those movies that I kind of overlooked for no real reason. It’s funny, there was a question posed to me once, I think from a trivia game of some sort, that asked what actor was been in the most super-high grossing films. Of course one might guess Tom Cruise, Brat Pitt, or some A-list actor who is a huge ticket seller, but they, like I was, would be wrong. The answer at the time was Samuel L. Jackson. Two major movies I can think of right away are Jurassic Park and Star Wars. Unfortunately, while I like a lot of the movies he’s been in, he has never impressed me as an actor, and he seems kind of cocky in real life. And he was in Snakes On A Plane. I do, however, like Christina Ricci a lot, and I’ve liked Justin Timberlake in every movie I’ve seen him in so far, it just wasn’t enough for me to see this. Then my brother told me it was actually good. Still skeptical while watching, I actually ended up mildly enjoying this one despite the naughty language and (again) gritty, sweaty dirtiness that was found throughout. This was another teeterer that barely escaped a lower rating because of one scene in particular involving Ms. Ricci’s character and an encounter she has in a grocery store. I thought it was a great scene, and the semi-fairy tale-ish ending actually helped boost the rating, too. Oh, and I went from not likeing Sam Jackson’s character in the beginning to liking him a lot by the end.

*** out of *****

 

I have rocky relationships with movies from before the 1990s, and each decade seems to have its own special disagreeable qualities. I most certainly can see the value of many movies that I don’t like from these time periods, but I generally don’t like the over-the-top stage-like acting style of older movies. That being said, there are still a lot of older movies that I really enjoy sometimes despite this type of acting. Of all the science fiction movies I had to watch for one of my film classes in college I actually like Village of the Damned (1960) a lot more than ’80s sci-fi (except for The Thing (1982) which should be seen by everyone alive). Anyway, when I first saw Becket back during freshman year of high school (for a history class) I found that my preparation for being bored and sleepy through the in-class viewing was completely unnecessary. Since that was about 10 years ago I decided that my tastes in movies had probably changed so I wanted to watch it again to see how I feel about it now. The verdict?: I still like it just fine. It’s (ironically for my taste) based on a play, so it has some parts that seem stagey, and the acting is by no means great by either of the main characters. This is just the type of story I love, though: political intrigue clearly driven by the passion and emotions of people looking out for themselves. The important part of that last sentence is the word “clearly” since everything is driven by peoples’ passion, but the focus is too often in the wrong, less interesting and relatable place. Now I’m really excited to see the sequel, The Lion In Winter, partially because I liked Becket, but also because John Barry wrote the score.

**** out of *****

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How Would You Feel About Mouth-Eyes?

Posted by jor on September 24, 2007

This really disturbed me.  More info on the movie here.  Azura Skye (“Buffy” and 28 Days) is in it though.  I like her.

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If Video Games Were Real…

Posted by jor on September 20, 2007

Check out what some students did at Marshall University in West Virginia for a public art display.

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Another Sad Day For Humanity

Posted by jor on September 20, 2007

From Movieweb.com:

Chris Crocker, creator of the on-line sensation Leave Britney Alone, has signed a development deal with 44 Blue. According to Variety, Crocker is currently working on creating his own TV show.

The Internet star has generated nearly eight million YouTube hits in one week with his rant about Britney. The plan is to develop a reality soap opera that revolves around the Spears apologist.

44 Blue president and co-founder Rasha Drachkovitch stated, “It’s going to pretty much be the ‘Chris Crocker experience’. We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting. He’s going to be a TV star.” Watch the video below.

I think I’m gonna be sick…

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Beyond Compare!

Posted by jor on September 18, 2007

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Friday Night Lights/Friday Night Lights

Posted by jor on September 18, 2007

Those familiar with me and my interests know that I am not the biggest sports fan. There are the rare occasions on which I actually will sit and watch whatever sports game someone has on in an attempt to build interest, but usually whatever surface enjoyment I get out of it fades after about two instances. For this reason I have tended to avoid movies about sports, especially since they all tend to be the same “sports team suffers losses but eventually overcomes adversity and wins the big game” premise. Sometimes this is heartwarming, but sometimes it’s just another sports movie. Adam Sandler went through a period of bringing his popular humor to the sports genre but even that got old eventually. So when the movie Friday Night Lights came out in 2004 it barely came up on my film-dar, and Billy Bob Thornton’s presence didn’t help too much either. Needless to say, I never saw that movie and I don’t even remember it doing especially well in theaters. (For some reason when typing I always end up with “theatre” before I change it to the much more US appropriate “theater.”) And then! And then… someone thought it was a good idea to turn this book-to-movie adaptation into a book-to-movie-to-television abomination!”

Friday Night Lights” (TV version) was completely overlooked in my perusal of new Fall shows in 2006. Why would I ever consider watching a show based on a movie I never saw about, of all things, the Texas/southern US obsession with high school football? I kind of remember saying something about how it would be canceled early on because there’s only so much you can do with storylines about sports. But then the reviews were coming in saying that despite lackluster ratings it actually had some quality. And as more and more websites/reviewers/trusted randoms kept saying that it was a good show I started to question my preconceptions. Finally, after an arduous battle with NBC Universal, fans strongly backing the show, the almost dropped “FNL” was picked up for a second season. This was the final straw for me: I had to see what this show was all about. I remained skeptical, but decided to Netflix the show on DVD when it was released so I could catch up before the new season began just in case it was good.

 

Last night I watched Friday Night Lights (film version). Everything about the movie is different from the TV show. There are characters that have the vaguest of familiarity, but none have the same names. The town is different. Even the end of the football season plays out differently than its television counterpart. The only thing that remains is the mascot of the school, the panter (the Panthers also go by “Mojo” for some unexplained reason). Before I blatantly give away my opinion of this movie I have to say first that my perception was most certainly skewed by my recent viewing of the entire television series, and while it will take more thought on my part and is definitely a topic for another conversation, I believe that I highly prefer the television medium to film. That being said, I thought this movie, despite being based on a book based on a real events, was pretty much pointless. This was a football movie about football and nothing else. All the character parts were happening because of football, even in non-football players or coaches. Remembering the film is like remembering a game of football I saw on TV. I can see the players, I can see their names and numbers, and I can see how they play, but I don’t get any idea of what they’re like outside of the game. I understand that this Texas team and town is centered around football even in their everyday existence, but not all problems (like drunk abusive fathers or verbally abusive mothers with dementia) can believably be blamed on a sports activity. The best part was at the end when they said what happened to all the characters in their lives after the movie and the one kid who had the horrible father “continued to have a close relationship” with him throught the rest of his life. I think it was at that point that the movie lost one of its stars in my final judgment. I know there are people who will love this movie, but if you didn’t for whatever reason please don’t let it prevent you from giving the television series a chance.

** out of *****

 

“Friday Night Lights” (TV version) is probably one of the most enjoyable shows I’ve ever seen. Rarely does a show win me over after one episode, but all of my doubts were assuaged after watching the pilot. The show did better character development in 43 minutes than the movie did with its extra hour, and by the end I was worried and excited about the in-episode football game as though I was out on the field. Every episode was like this and the characters remained captivating throughout the season. I often watched in 3-5 episode sessions without ever feeling like I was just trying to get through it or just wasting time. Even without a cliffhanger ending (maybe they should have hired R. Kelly) I always couldn’t wait for the next episode just because I loved all the people on the show. I watched with my dad, who normally falls asleep after sitting for about 15 seconds at any time of day, and he never once fell asleep during this show even when we were up well past midnight. This is a show about a family and some kids at a high school and how they relate to one another with the backdrop of a football season. There were a few times when it was a little too serious (like what some critics say about “Battlestar Galactica”) but the little bits of humor were much more abundent once the show caught its groove about mid-season. The abusive dad and crazy mom counterparts in this version of the story have basically nothing to do with football. It’s much more how everyone deals with their real-life problems while having tons of pressure from the small town to do well at football. I just read an article discussing the Coach Taylor and his wife (pictured below with their daughter Julie) that perfectly sums up how I feel about the two lead roles: “Connie Britton and Kyle Chandler are absolutely mesmerizing in their embodiment of the eye-rolling annoyances and gentle teasing of the modern marriage. Those two bring so much warmth, humor and realism to every interaction that you can’t pry your eyes away from them.”

I loved this show and I can’t wait for the new season to start on October 5.

***** out of *****

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The Lifestream Speaks

Posted by jor on September 14, 2007

While I’m not the hugest fan of “Final Fantasy VII,” I do appreciate the wonderful music written by Nobuo Uematsu. It would seem that many people like this music since there have been a multitude of remixes and covers of almost every track. There is a new, and quite free, compilation of remixes and such called “Voices of the Lifestream,” and you can download individual tracks or the .torrent of the entire thing.

Get ready for a really interesting (cool) rendition of the J-E-N-O-V-A music.  I think I sense a little influence from Danny Elfman perhaps?

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Smash Team Returns

Posted by jor on September 14, 2007

There have been a few characters in the Smash Bros. lineup that I haven’t exactly enjoyed using. It was just announced that one (well, two) of those characters will be returning. In my experience, no one has ever used the Ice Climbers as “his character” as one might you Link or the Princess. The Ice Climbers are weird and swooshy during play, and I haven’t noticed anything quite redeemable about them except maybe that if one dies you can still play with the other. This is the first news I’ve been disappointed with. I must say, however, that someone brought up that these characters are actually quite unique, so in that sense it would have been a mistake to remove them from the roster. I guess there could be someone out there who loves the Ice Climbers. I do agree that they bring a little originality to the gameplay. Now Mr. Game & Watch is another story…

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Meerkat Manor Secrets

Posted by jor on September 14, 2007

Ever wonder why they would choose meerkats, of all available animals, for a reality show? It would appear that a traditional studio wasn’t behind any of it at all.

Now just one question remains: Are there any humans helping to produce the show?

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A Sad Day For Humanity

Posted by jor on September 12, 2007

Someone is still behind the Spears no matter how big a fool she makes of herself.

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Internet People

Posted by b1ngo on September 10, 2007

Hopefully you guys haven’t seen this yet, but I thought it was very clever. If you ever spend time on the ‘net I am sure you have come across some of these (if not all, there were only a couple of references I didn’t get). Internet People

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New TV Season

Posted by jor on September 7, 2007

The fall 2007 television season is about to begin! This means new shows to love, new shows to give the requisite 5 episodes before I decide they’re junk and stop watching, returning shows that I’ve been so sad without, and more new reality shows (although not as many that run during the summer). Each Fall I go through the lineup for each network and read about all the new shows to help decide what new series’ I want to give a chance when they premiere. This year there are many new shows that I want to try out, which worries me because while I do love TV, I don’t want to be watching too much of it. Actually, counting the number of shows that I will be watching is making me feel a little sick at the moment. You may begin to feel extremely sorry for/ashamed of me soon, too.

First, there are 10 shows returning this season that I will continue to watch because they are either great or are pretty good but have remaining untapped potential. There is only one show from last season that I am on the verge of giving up (“Boston Legal”) and a few others I won’t be watching because they ended or were canceled… I’m talking about you, “Veronica Mars” (insert sad face emoticon). There are also 7 new shows that I am pretty excited about after reading snippets from other television lovers like myself. Some of these 7 are top picks by most TV bloggers/journalists that I’ve come across (Kristin from E!, The TV Addict, Ausiello from TV Guide) and a couple are just shows I’m interested in. One of them is a spin-off I have to watch even though the “pilot” wasn’t that impressive to me. Finally there are 5 shows that I want to give a chance, but I have a feeling I won’t want to continue watching them or they have a weird premise that I’m interested to see played out for a bit but probably won’t keep my interest. One of these is the show “Viva Laughlin” which is a lawyery investigation show with Hugh Jackman that includes random instances of singing (yes, like a musical). A musical television show? It’s been done before, but how could you not want to see how ridiculous this will be?

I’m going to include a link to a .pdf grid of the fall schedule for everyone to see/use. It’s as accurate as I was able to make it this morning, so I’m sorry if there are any errors.

2007 Fall TV Schedule

 

And here is a list of shows I’m interested in (and maybe a little bit of why):

Shows from last season:

“Shark” (ABC) – I like some procedural type shows, especially when they include some good character stuff

“Heroes” (NBC) – Not the juggernaut most claim, but still entertaining and one of those unrealized potential shows in my opinion.

“Bones” (FOX) – I like David Boreanaz. I love Zooey Deschanel (which is why I gave her sister a chance). Clever, funny, interesting characters, great chemistry (I hate that term) between the two leads… WIN!

“Survivor” (CBS) – I know some people hate this show, and I can understand why. I just can’t pull away from it, though. I just can’t.

“CSI: Regular” (CBS) – Another procedural that gets better every season because of the character stuff. You’ll perhaps notice the strange title of this show. I have special names for all the CSI: shows. CSI: Regular (Las Vegas); CSI: Meh (New York); CSI: Stupid (Miami). Just my opinion, but I think robots inhabit the set of Miami and play all the characters in the show.

“30 Rock” – I actually find I don’t like comedies very often. This one was so great for me, though, and smart and crazy like “Arrested Development” style.

“Scrubs” (NBC) – I keep watching this one, not because it’s still great after so many years, but because I keep thinking, “This is the last season so I should just keep watching it.” I’ve been thinking that for three years now. I do like this show, it’s just tired.

“Grey’s Anatomy” (ABC) – When I think about this show it seems stupid and soap opera-y to me. When I watch it I love it and am so entangled in the emotions of all the characters.

“Supernatural” (CW) – A fun show that has had episodes better than most horror movies from the past few years.

“Friday Night Lights” (NBC) – This one is special because I actually didn’t watch it last year. I’ve been Netflixing just to see what all the critical hype is about. Well, all the hype is about an amazing show that I can’t get enough of. I can’t wait to finish the first season just in time for the beginning of the second. You should watch it, too, because it was in danger of not getting a second season. Oh, by the way, I don’t like football at all, really, but I still like a show about football a lot. It actually reminds me a lot of “Battlestar Galactica” in some ways.

“Lost” (ABC) – Coming back in January. I just feel sorry for those who’ve abandoned this show, especially if it was for “Heroes.” The acting, writing, production value, and everything is so good in this show. By the end of the series, if everything is wrapped up, I think it will be a masterpiece of American television.

New shows:

“Viva Laughlin” (CBS) – Really just to see what it’s going to be like.

“Chuck” (NBC) – I’m not too ashamed to say that I loved “The O.C.” and will now, until he disappoints, follow Josh Schwartz (the creator) in whatever he does. He’s partly behind this show that’s supposed to be a weird combination of nerdy comedy and “Alias”-like spy antics.

“Journeyman” (NBC) – I haven’t heard much good about this one, but the little preview clip I watched a few months ago seemed interesting to me. It’s about a guy who randomly travels back in time and attempts to fix problems from the present day. He has no control over this ability and doesn’t know what year he’s traveled to. And his wife is dead or something, blah blah. I just want to see what it’s like.

“Reaper” (CW) – A show about a kid whose parents sold his soul to the Devil when he was born and now he has to perform reaping duties. This was getting just a small chance from me because I like supernatural stuff, but lately it’s been getting some good stuff said about it amongst the cast changes and everything.

“Kid Nation” (CBS) – At first I didn’t want to see this show at all, and I probably won’t after I watch it once. But all the controversy and attempts to get it pulled have ironically sparked my interest. Kids running a society with no adult supervision? It could be interesting, and maybe I only think that because we did the same thing for a day in 8th grade after we read Lord of the Flies.

“Bionic Woman” (NBC) – Hopefully another junky ’70s show made into a great modern show like “Battlestar Galactica” by one of the same producers, David Eick.

“Pushing Daisies” (ABC) – “Best new show!” or something like that. Guy brings people back to life by touching them, but only for 60 seconds or else someone else dies in their place. Brought his girlfriend back and now can’t touch her or else she’ll die again. This is supposed to revolutionize television just like “Lost” did a couple years ago.

“Private Practice” (ABC) – This was the one that I’m watching because I love “Grey’s Anatomy.” The weird, integrated pilot was a little bit silly/stupid, so I’m hoping that it changes for the real season. Even if it doesn’t I’ll probably still watch it just like I did with “Joey” because I loved “Friends.” Stupid “Joey.”

“Dirty Sexy Money” (ABC) – Another show that’s a top pick about a corrupt rich family and their straight-laced lawyer that gets paid tons of money to keep them out of trouble.

“Gossip Girl” (CW) – Another one from Josh Schwartz that seems like it will basically be “The O.C.” set in New York City instead of Newport Beach, California. Sounds perfect! I can’t wait.

“Moonlight” (CBS) – A vampire detective, just like Angel from “Angel,” but played by Logan Echolls Jason Dohring. I have a bad feeling about this, especially since it’s on Friday nights (do they put any sure things on a night when normal humans usually go out?).

 

What shows are you going to be watching this season?

 

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Like A Baby Horse Standing For The First Time

Posted by jor on September 4, 2007

This ‘bot wakes up with no knowledge of how to move then studies its joints and capabilities to figure out what to do.

Oh, and this robot is just weird, but much more energy efficient during its second type of movement.

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Futuristic Slice Burner

Posted by jor on September 4, 2007

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Rapid Feed

Posted by jor on September 4, 2007

Heath Ledger and Jen Lindley Michelle Williams have broken up.  Do you like their single-shirt?  What about Jen’s scary “Who are you to look at us?” expression?

And for more “Dawson’s Creek” related discussion: What’s with “The Beek” as Dawson’s real-life persona’s nickname? (He’ll be guest starring on “Ugly Betty” at some point this season.) Even if you do a Google search for “The Beek” it immediately comes up with him! Sick!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Exciting news for Jason! According to this newspaper, 20th Century Fox will be in Montreal next year filming a live-action adaptation of “Dragonball Z.” I expect the whole thing to look like a more colorful version of the final battle in The Matrix: Revolutions.

 

Flight of the Conchords” has been picked up for a second season. The DVDs come out November 6. I recently watched a hilarious episode that featured a guest appearance by “David Bowie.”

This HBO show was very strange to me the first time I watched it, but then I started liking it a lot. It reminded me of my experience with “Stella.”

 

Kevin Smith not directing an episode of BSG!

Kristin Bell is going to have her own band.

And here’s a great photo blog that Rebecca will absolutely adore.

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Now you are thinking with Portals.

Posted by mythezza on September 2, 2007

As some of you know, I’m something of a gamer, and I used to be a pretty big PC gamer. This might just rekindle that flame.

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