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21 Reasons “Batman and Robin” Sucks

Posted by jor on January 3, 2008

And they’re all lines from Mr. Freeze.

 

“Ice to see you!”

“You’re not sending me to the cooler!”

“I’m afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.”

“Tonight, hell freezes over!”

“What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!”

“In this universe, there’s only one absolute … everything freezes!”

“Cool party!”

“If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It’s time to feast!”

“Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it’s the chilling sound of your doom.”

“Let’s kick some ice!”

“Caution. Bridge may ice over.”

“Always winterize your pipes.”

“Not so fast. Time you cooled your heels.”

“Alright, everyone, chill!”

“Cops on the rocks, anyone?”

“Bat on ice, anyone?”

“We aim to … Freeze.”

“I wonder how cold I can get my shower … Frosty!”

“You’re skating on thin ice. My passion thaws for my bride alone.”

“Tonight’s forecast … a freeze is coming!”

“Nothing frustrates a man like a frigid wife.”

 

For more horrible moments from comic book movies check out Cracked.com’s “8 Most Cringe-Worthy Comic Book Movie Moments.”

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